Stephen Curry


STEPHEN CURRY. And here we have a ballplayer who sincerely believes that the ability to drain 3s almost at will, accords him equal footing with an elected President for the eyes, ears, hearts, and minds of citizens across our great nation. Nothing could be further from the truth. In point of fact, hoisting a championship trophy + inanely criticizing the leader of the free world = a White House disinvitation. It's the new math. Such an uppity, pompous ass, this guy. Shuttup and shoot, Steph.

"Trump is a real asset to the nation, if you remove the -et from asset."

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