NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. The
NFL is schizophrenic. The lost sight
of the straight and narrow ages ago.
What was smooth-sailing for
generations devolved into a canoe
ride down the rapids, one made
incredibly difficult by the felons
holding roster spots on virtually
every team. Murderers?
Woman-beaters? Child abusers?
Dog-fighters? Check, check, check,
and check again. And that's only the
tip of the iceberg. The league will
continue treating its schizophrenia
for years to come, as its monsters
of the midway continue acting up
both on the field and off.