Straight from the horse's mouth...
It has at-once been amusing and satisfying watching
Hollywood's royalty turning into pumpkins since the clock struck
midnight on election evening 2016. Those who
ranted and raved the most showed themselves as the ridiculous, groupthink-simpletons they were.
A few in Tinseltown have calmed down,
and found their senses of humor again. But plenty haven't. And
for them, well, welcome to NeverHollywood.com. They who
merit a good razzing, will get it.
From A-listers to also-rans, if someone earned a
then their comeuppance is well-deserved. Most get away scot-free
with their insolence or disrespect. That's where NeverHollywood.com's acerbic jabs come in, calling out the
intolerable misdeeds and forked tongues of celebrities we once
admired, but admire no longer. Peer into the social abyss, and the social
abyss may peer into you.
THE IDIOTS section is an exercise
joining piercing satire with snarky-mean, or worse. Some won't get the joke.
Let them keep trying till they do. The
VOICES section spotlights
the wackiest and most despicable current threads, both in LaLaLand and
anywhere else these
cocksure, insufferable fools gather.
Poking fun at the haters
won't impound their mansions, nor
their money, nor their award-trophies. But it might
encourage some of them to cool their jets. Whether they
realize it or not, Hollywood's survival, and maybe the
country's, depends on it. Work
with, not against. Any questions?
Here's one: why would anyone choose to
wake up every day mad-as-a-hatter? For what reason??
Lighten up Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, Manhattan, & vicinities. Just, lighten up.